Anna Falchi
Nude

Finnish-born, flesh-melon-fortified Anna Falchi cried “Arriverderci Helsinki” as a teen, setting off to Rome to make her mark in the sun-kissed cinema of Italy, debuting in On the Dark Continent (1993) and raising the eyebrows of producers, modeling agents, tabloid reporters, and the ever-eager paparazzi, who know a knee-weakening sexpot import when they see one. A string of uninspired Euro productions followed, but the first memorable fire she ignited for skin seekers was in Italian horror-meister Michele Soavi‘s zombie-saturated Cemetery Man (1993). Juggling, or shoudl we say jiggling a handful of roles–all of them playing on the fantasies of her mortician co-star Rupert Everett–she frequently bursts free of her blouse to reveal a pair of the most curvaceous and cushiony canoles that lira can buy. One such sequence finds her raucously riding a receptive Rupert atop the grave of her recently deceased husband–who ultimately rises from his grave to sink his teeth into his scrumptious former wife. Fast zombies? Slow zombies? Who cares as long as Anna shows those bombies! If you like your ladies to tease you a little before they let you have a looksee, its Falchi’s faux bashful work in S.P.Q.R. 2000 e 1/2 anni fa (1994) where she “tries” to hide her huge hooters, but fails in an oh so sexy way, that you’ll be grateful to gander. She’ll make sure you Finnish! Her last bit of nudity came when she posed topless in front of a camel in Bodyguards-Guardie del corpo (2000), but doesn’t do any humping. Most recently, she joined Ivan Drago himself, Dolph Lundgren in The Tracker (2019). We’ll keep track of Anna Falchi ever shows her rack again!